Lukol Directory: Society: Religion and Spirituality: Divination: Online Oracles: Humorous

Marzipan Fortune Piggy
A pig made of marzipan provides sayings based on colors you choose.
http://www.geocities.com/movius/index.html

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
Ask a question and the mirror will reply.
http://www.bizarroland.org/themirror/onwar...

The Trolloscope
Find your Guardian Troll, which will send you monthly advice for everyday life.
http://www.trolloscope.com

Soothsayer
Answers questions in a yes / no format a la Magic 8 ball.
http://jon.hedley.net/toys/soothsayer.cgi

Online Free Fortune Tellers
Variety of fortune tellers including a clown, tea leaves, pumpkin, and fortune cookie. Very simple scripts.
http://www.saviodsilva.com/fortuneteller.h...

Fortune Cookie
Online oracle where you read the fortune.
http://www.new-year.co.uk/chinese/cookie.c...

The Bobbymeizer Machine
Click the noose to read Bobby's answers to your questions.
http://geocities.com/bobbymeizer/

Oracle of Wisdom
Sarcastic answers, often with pop-culture references.
http://oracle.shawnolson.net/

Happy Fanny
Ask Fanny, a real, down to earth, claymation redneck, about your future. Click a square and revel in Fanny's wisdom.
http://www.hauntedbookstore.com/happyfanny...

Hearts, Love & Valentine's Love Test!
Test the power of your love. Answer some questions, then the computer calculates your love quotient. Cute. Requires Shockwave.
http://www.mentaljokes.com/test.html

The Psychic Fishbowl
Receive a live reading from a psychic fish. Pick a fish and wait for your response.
http://www.netexpress.net/~glampe/

Tarot Machine
A slot machine like tarot reading. Able to read love and work and overall fate everyday.
http://www.7jigen.net/tarot/en/

Divinashow
Personality analysis with ten characters, such as an alien, or a dragon.
http://www.heavenlyblue.jp/show/en/

Mood Ring
Pass your mouse over the ring, and your mood is revealed. Uses Java. Netscape Version.
http://www.ajcockrell.com/ajcockrell/moodr...

Bad Cookie
Real web Chinese fortune cookie.
http://www.badcookie.com/

Fortune Balls from Outer Space
"Find out what twists of fate the future has in store for you from the renowned psychic from outer space, Madame Ra." Ask your question then choose the ball that you feel the stongest spiritual connection with.
http://now2000.com/fortune/index.shtml

Headbone Zone
"Pojo and her mysterious, high-tech Digital Destiny Machine reveal your fortune. Guaranteed up to 17% accurate." Put your thumb on the scanner and your fortune is told.
http://ykd.headbone.com/features/thumb/

Magic Coffee Mug
Allows the user to type a question and receive an answer, modified by cream, sugar and decaf options. Also shows five most recent questions.
http://www.magiccoffeemug.com

Ask a Klingon
Ask a Klingon, get a trite Klingonese saying.
http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/paulfitz/plan...

Cookie Fortunes
This site generates, at random, fortunes obtained from real fortune cookies, particularly ones that can be enjoyed with the phrase "in bed." Designed for fun only.
http://home.comcast.net/~mel.vassey/fortun...

The Elikian Oracle
Ask the great Poseidon any question, and He will answser.
http://www.eliki.com/coliseum/oracle/

Psychic Chicken Network Homepage
Complete psychic center by a chicken with attitude. Ask yes/no questions, and test psychic ability.
http://www.ruprecht.com/index.html

Advice From a Caterpillar
Ask a yes or no question and the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland gives you an answer.
http://www.ruthannzaroff.com/wonderland/ca...

The Oracle of Delphi
The Oracle of Delphi has been silent for three thousand years. Predetermined, trite answers each time you press a button.
http://www.oracleofdelphi.com/newpage2.htm...

Sub Topics:
Magic 8 Balls


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